I've just had a novel experience. I was reading one of the blogs i mentioned an entry or two ago, Pussy Ranch, and the main blogger, in the entry i was reading, was working in a peep show. The sort of thing where people do erotic dances in a little booth when i suddenly noticed i (Why do i think that "had an erection" is more... well, not offensive, but more something than "was turned on"? Still, in the hope that simply frank may eventually rid my writing of pretention and affectation, i shall plump for the former.) had an erection. I'm not sure why they would be, but i do believe the two were linked. Odd, no?

I suppose, really, i believe that everyone is bi-sexual to an extent, as they (Who are 'they'? I don't know. But they are often right.) claim we all are. It just took me by surprise, really, when i noticed it. I don't remember being turned on by a member of the opposite sex since primary school. And i had no idea what was going on then, so that hardly counts. It was probably more out of a feeling of obligation anyway. I probably just felt left out because i didn't fancy her. (Wow, i'm not giving the recipient of these 'attentions' much credit, am i? I seem to remember she was the closest thing we had to a slut in our primary school (She'd had two whole boyfriends!), but she's probably really nice, etc.)

I wasn't hugely turned on by all this. It wasn't like i was about to have an orgasm. But i just thought it was interesting that it should have any effect on me at all. But don't worry, everyone, i'm still as gay as i ever was. After all, as a homosexual i can choose to not drink foul drinks like beer and lager (Is there even a difference? I don't know.) without anyone thinking anything of it.