Do you want to know something really weird? Really, really weird. I kissed a girl. Well, mostly she kissed me, but it's odd, isn't it. Don't worry, i'm not on the turn. I'm just useless at saying no. Which, in light of this situation, seems a really bad thing. She knew i'm gay, but she still wanted me to kiss her. I was in America, you see, in a group of many many girls and very few guys. This, and the fact that i have a British accent, contrived to make me seem somehow attractive. Resulting in this. Weird.